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Yea but I'll be fine
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Aw what’s wrong?


oxygeniuss:

I JUST SPIT OUT MY DRINK 

oxygeniuss:

I JUST SPIT OUT MY DRINK 

(via sergeantsarcasm)


justiceforlotus:

czvlnt:

heinekenrana:

czvlnt:

thats-not-a-toilet:

xadorkablemarinax:

asexualmew:

benepla:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

Okay, so,
Maggie is Pikachu from PokemonLisa is Mikasa from SNKBart is Naruto from NarutoHomer is Zoro from One PieceMarge is Rangiku from BleachWho is Santa’s Little Helper suppose to be?

Haku from Spirited Away

the simpsons are fucking weeaboos

Isn’t Lisa one of the Attack on Titan characters?

SNK is Attack on Titan.

Thank you for the clarification, you awesome person!
Seriously, your one of my favorite blogs on my dash.

i thought santa’s little helper was Dragonite tbh

justiceforlotus:

czvlnt:

heinekenrana:

czvlnt:

thats-not-a-toilet:

xadorkablemarinax:

asexualmew:

benepla:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

Okay, so,

Maggie is Pikachu from Pokemon
Lisa is Mikasa from SNK
Bart is Naruto from Naruto
Homer is Zoro from One Piece
Marge is Rangiku from Bleach

Who is Santa’s Little Helper suppose to be?

Haku from Spirited Away

the simpsons are fucking weeaboos

Isn’t Lisa one of the Attack on Titan characters?

SNK is Attack on Titan.

Thank you for the clarification, you awesome person!

Seriously, your one of my favorite blogs on my dash.

i thought santa’s little helper was Dragonite tbh

(via thundabunz)


thelunaticyouarelookingfor:

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

Now that’s a well done biblical license plate.

(via sergeantsarcasm)


trulyteru:

death2falsepunx:

julianathursday:

six6vi:

i wish everyone could see this

No such things as a bad dog. It’s a bad owner.

Damn right

comment bolded for importance

trulyteru:

death2falsepunx:

julianathursday:

six6vi:

i wish everyone could see this

No such things as a bad dog. It’s a bad owner.

Damn right

comment bolded for importance

(via gay-but-not-actually-gay)


dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

(via sarcasticbullshit)



terminologist:

vintage/nature

terminologist:

vintage/nature

(via gay-but-not-actually-gay)


sloth-grunge:

do u ever talk to the person u like and ur heart starts doing some dubstep shit

(via gay-but-not-actually-gay)


rnusicality:

fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3

(via gay-but-not-actually-gay)


cassbones:

ecstatic-motion:

My cat brought us a present today.  I have never seen a rabbit SO angry. 

****He was set free 10 minutes after being caught, photographed, and driven to a nearby field :)

"Fuckin cat thinks I’m a fuckin chew toy. Fuckin humans puttin me in a fuckin box with a fuckin carrot like its gonna make this WHOLE SITUATION SO MUCH FUCKIN BETTER! DO I LOOK LIKE BUGS BUNNY TO YOU, FUCKER?!?"

(via sharppendullsword)


James Hampson

(via summertimesadass)



fuckthe-hype:

miss-catastrofes-naturales:

Vincent van Gogh’s room in the psychiatric hospital in Saint-Paul-de Mausole in Saint-Remy

This is super upsetting

fuckthe-hype:

miss-catastrofes-naturales:

Vincent van Gogh’s room in the psychiatric hospital in Saint-Paul-de Mausole in Saint-Remy

This is super upsetting

(via gay-but-not-actually-gay)